Funny Anniversary Quotes: Funny Anniversary Quotes to Celebrate Your Love

 Anniversaries are special occasions that provide the perfect opportunity to celebrate love, commitment, and the special bond between partners. Whether you're looking to inject some humor into your anniversary celebrations or simply looking for a lighthearted way to express your love, funny anniversary quotes are a great way to do so.


To help you celebrate your anniversary with a smile, we've compiled a list of 100+ funny anniversary quotes that are sure to make you and your partner laugh. So, without further ado, let's dive in!

  1. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade." - Unknown
  2. "Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first comes the ring, and then you wake up." - Evelyn Hendrickson
  3. "Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them." - Unknown
  4. "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner
  5. "The best way to remember your wife's anniversary is to forget it once." - E. Joseph Cossman
  6. "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?" - Groucho Marx
  7. "Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say." - Unknown
  8. "Love is being stupid together." - Paul Valery
  9. "Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch." - Cathy Carlyle
  10. "Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops." - Unknown
  11. "Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." - George Burns
  12. "Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit." - Billy Connolly
  13. "Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering." - Unknown
  14. "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." - Rodney Dangerfield
  15. "A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it." - Unknown
  16. "Marriage is like a fine wine, if tended properly, it just gets better with age." - Unknown
  17. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin
  18. "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?" - Mae West
  19. "I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." - Rita Rudner
  20. "I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it." - Unknown
  21. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband." - Unknown
  22. "Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap." - Unknown
  23. "Marriage is like a walk in the park...Jurassic Park." - Unknown
  24. "Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy." - Unknown
  25. "Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter." - Unknown
  1. "Marriage is a union between two forgivers." - Ruth Bell Graham
  2. "A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short." - Andre Maurois
  3. "Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome." - Jerry Seinfeld
  4. "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late." - Max Kauffman
  5. "A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year." - Paul Sweeney
  6. "Marriage is a lot like the army. Everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist." - James Garner
  7. "An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow." - Unknown
  8. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx
  9. "An anniversary is a reminder that we are not just together, we are a team." - Unknown
  10. "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." - Henny Youngman
  11. "Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops." - Unknown
  12. "Love is being stupid together." - Paul Valery
  13. "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner
  14. "A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it." - Unknown
  15. "Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day." - Barbara De Angelis
  16. "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" - Unknown
  17. "Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say." - Unknown
  18. "Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy." - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
  19. "All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble." - Raymond Hull
  20. "Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit." - Billy Connolly
  21. "Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first comes the ring, and then you wake up." - Evelyn Hendrickson
  22. "The best way to remember your wife's anniversary is to forget it once." - E. Joseph Cossman
  23. "Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them." - Unknown
  24. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade." - Unknown
  25. "Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them." - Ogden Nash
  26. "Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with chopsticks: It looks easy until you try it." - Helen Rowland
  27. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." - Woody Allen
  1. "Marriage is like a fine wine, if tended properly, it just gets better with age." - Unknown
  2. "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Elizabeth Gilbert
  3. "Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." - Oscar Wilde
  4. "Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch." - Cathy Carlyle
  5. "My husband and I have never considered divorce. Murder sometimes, but never divorce." - Joyce Brothers
  6. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin
  7. "An anniversary is a time to look back at the good times and a time to look ahead to your dreams together." - Unknown
  8. "Marriage is the chief cause of divorce." - Groucho Marx
  9. "A good marriage is like a cactus plant: full of thorns but beautiful." - Unknown
  10. "When you make a sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship." - Joseph Campbell
  11. "The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all the time." - Julia Child
  12. "Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash." - Dr. Joyce Brothers
  13. "An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow." - Unknown
  14. "Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest." - Irwin Corey
  15. "Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  16. "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." - Mae West
  17. "Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction." - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
  18. "Marriage is a mosaic you build with your spouse. Millions of tiny moments that create your love story." - Jennifer Smith
  19. "The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him." - Oscar Wilde
  20. "Marriage is not a noun, it's a verb. It isn't something you get, it's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day." - Barbara De Angelis
  21. "I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." - Rita Rudner
  22. "Marriage is an adventure, like going to war." - G.K. Chesterton
  23. "Marriage is like a game of cards. You start with two hearts and a diamond, and if you're lucky, you end up with a full house." - Unknown
  24. "Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses." - Thomas Dewar
  25. "Marriage is like a shoe. When you find the right one, it's a perfect fit. But it takes a lot of shopping to find that right one." - Unknown
  26. "Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy." - Unknown
  27. "A successful marriage isn't the union of two perfect people. It's the union of two imperfect people who have learned the value of forgiveness and grace." - Darlene Schacht

In conclusion, these funny anniversary quotes are perfect for couples who enjoy a good laugh. Whether it's your first or fiftieth anniversary, these quotes are sure to put a smile on your face and remind you why you fell in love in the first place. Celebrate your love with humor and joy and continue to make each other laugh for many more years to come!

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